MR.T REMIX’S GUIDE TO GET GASH

IM GOING  TO START  DOING GUIDES BECAUSE MY BLOG IS YOUTH ORIENTATED AND I NEED TO TEACH THE KIDS FOOL !

I’m also going to do more guide’s to help out the youth !

Also this is a joke but is serious at the same time so take this with a bit of poetic licence !

1. DONT BE SHY

If your shy , Then how is man going to get gash. This apply’s to girls aswell.

2. IF YOUR GIRL FRIEND PARENTS HATE YOU KICK OUT  ! :

I  have experienced parents hating me  lol Not a good look and if the dad  hates you and threatens you its not worth loosing your balls is it ?

3. Don’t brag

Don’t be a prick if you want to have a relationship with some one and you tell him or her that all the boys/girls chasing you.Or how many times you  fucked, or say you have a big dick when its smaller than my small finger lol its a dik hed ting.

4. DON’T  SPEND  FUCK LOADS

I have this  friend who will remain nameless who bought her girlfriend a wii with games and accessories  for xmas then  got dumped the week after. par  !  Don’t be stingy but if your broke be honest with them and tell them your broke. Don’t say you have P when you have been wearing the same crep  for 2 years.

5.RAVE IT UP:

They  jump on you like your a fucking model lol.

6.KEEP IT FRESH:

If your going on your first date keep it fresh but don’t wear something daring, But if you’re a daring guy do it. Because You might not know them properly and they hate what  your wearing. Never be slipping !

7.BE NICE

Tease her ( I DONT MEAN SEXUALLY ).  actually do that as well be smart when you do it.  But there’s a point when you go to far  but just be nice and your going beat dont be tease her and go to far because she might take offence. lol

8.IM FUCKED

If you give some one drugs /alcohol then thinking you going to fuck them , actually lol @ you. Your on a Dick head ting.

9.ARE YOU GUNNA BANG DOE ?

LOL  ahahhahahahhahaha if your about to fuck and you put this on looooooooooooooooooooooooolllll

10.GASH BY THE HOUR !

If your fucking some one  don’t say this that  will make the girl feel like a slut and that’s deep. Treat people  with respect  !

11.MAN  DONT HAVE STD’S

Wear a condom or  get a  test , simple !

12.Girls  don’t fuck with our heads

Either you want us or not  !

13. WHAT, IS IT IN ? YEAH , OH :/

IF YOU ASK THIS ? par  lol

14.WOW YOUR PENIS IS SMALL !

If you say that ?  Thats is the biggest par  for any man don’t say that girls  lol

15.Take her/him out !

Take  him or her to the House party and don’t be ashamed introduce him or her to your friends ! Go to the park and every where  !

16.DON’T LET THEM GET IN THE WAY OF YOUR WORK  !

If you are chasing some one and they aren’t allowing it. MOVE ON, you don’t want that person to ruin your dreams or get you fired. Remember there is always some one chasing in a relationship.

17.BORROW  SOMETHING

This always works  basically borrow something off them  so you can see them  again or leave something at their house,Also if it some item clothing you leave it at their yard it will smell like  you  also  you left pheromones in it. So it’s all the chemical mental thing init lol. They  will think about  you  its a mind fuck.  TRUSTTTTT !

18.COME MY HOUSE ? MANS GOT DRUGS ?

Obviously  I don’t do drugs but It does work if you say you have  mephadrone or ket or coke  ect but remember when you take coke you need viagra to lash it  or your not going to get up ( no homo ).

19.LIKE

Like  a few of her facebook pics it makes it more bait your on it but don’t like all of her 246 photo’s , Don’t be a beggy fuck.

20.DON’T LIE

DON’T lie and say you love someone just because you  want to get into their pants, That’s a dick head ting. If you just want to fuck some one be honest !

21.FORE PLAY  ;)

Dont get straight down  to  business  do the things that make her smile and make her forget about her ex and crys  for you to stop but loves it more than her libertines album.

22.I LIKE YOU

Be honest about your feelings fam or you’re not going to  go no where.

23.EYE CONTACT

To be honest in my opinion  its kind of a dick head going up to a random girl  on the street. So like if your  in a club or  a house party  make eye contact and girls go up to  him, or  guys  grow sum balls and talk  to her then  lips the ting. lol

24.O FUCK  YOUR FAT !

If your about to get it and when she takes her clothes off and she’s a bit of a porker don’t tell her. That’s a par !

25.PLAY IT COOL

DON’T  get bare hype because you lipsed her lol  stay calm and go with the flow also  same with girls.  Man  dem don’t be shy or shook, girls love confidence but don’t be cocky  because Girls hate that.

26.RUN AWAY

If you’re in a relationship and  then a girl is on you. Don’t cheat  run away and scream, you don’t want to hurt anyone’s feeling’s do you ?  lol

27.MUSIC

Talking about music is a really good conversation starter and its  good if you love the same music then you can go to the same gigs  together and if  she likes shitty bands or artists. Be honest and say they are absolute shit.

28.GRIND IT

To be honest ive never tried going up to random girl and doing this in a club either you will get parred or your  a lucky bastard it depends on the girl to be honest  and it doesn’t matter how hot you are because it is kind of sexual harassment isn’t it ?

29. VIRGIN

This is a risky one lol all I got to say prepare  for the long run if you want a girl  to loose her virginity to you but to be honest sex is not everything in a relationship.

30.MAN BEAT

BOIIIIIIIIIIIII OF THE TING HER IN FACE LOL ERM RESPECT EACH OTHER AND THANK EACH OTHER FOR THE EXPERIENCE  STAY  YOUNG.

GASH BY THE HOUR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MR.T REMIX