IM GOING TO START DOING GUIDES BECAUSE MY BLOG IS YOUTH ORIENTATED AND I NEED TO TEACH THE KIDS FOOL !
I’m also going to do more guide’s to help out the youth !
Also this is a joke but is serious at the same time so take this with a bit of poetic licence !
1. DONT BE SHY
If your shy , Then how is man going to get gash. This apply’s to girls aswell.
2. IF YOUR GIRL FRIEND PARENTS HATE YOU KICK OUT ! :
I have experienced parents hating me lol Not a good look and if the dad hates you and threatens you its not worth loosing your balls is it ?
3. Don’t brag
Don’t be a prick if you want to have a relationship with some one and you tell him or her that all the boys/girls chasing you.Or how many times you fucked, or say you have a big dick when its smaller than my small finger lol its a dik hed ting.
4. DON’T SPEND FUCK LOADS
I have this friend who will remain nameless who bought her girlfriend a wii with games and accessories for xmas then got dumped the week after. par ! Don’t be stingy but if your broke be honest with them and tell them your broke. Don’t say you have P when you have been wearing the same crep for 2 years.
5.RAVE IT UP:
They jump on you like your a fucking model lol.
6.KEEP IT FRESH:
If your going on your first date keep it fresh but don’t wear something daring, But if you’re a daring guy do it. Because You might not know them properly and they hate what your wearing. Never be slipping !
Tease her ( I DONT MEAN SEXUALLY ). actually do that as well be smart when you do it. But there’s a point when you go to far but just be nice and your going beat dont be tease her and go to far because she might take offence. lol
If you give some one drugs /alcohol then thinking you going to fuck them , actually lol @ you. Your on a Dick head ting.
9.ARE YOU GUNNA BANG DOE ?
LOL ahahhahahahhahaha if your about to fuck and you put this on looooooooooooooooooooooooolllll
10.GASH BY THE HOUR !
If your fucking some one don’t say this that will make the girl feel like a slut and that’s deep. Treat people with respect !
11.MAN DONT HAVE STD’S
Wear a condom or get a test , simple !
12.Girls don’t fuck with our heads
Either you want us or not !
13. WHAT, IS IT IN ? YEAH , OH :/
IF YOU ASK THIS ? par lol
14.WOW YOUR PENIS IS SMALL !
If you say that ? Thats is the biggest par for any man don’t say that girls lol
15.Take her/him out !
Take him or her to the House party and don’t be ashamed introduce him or her to your friends ! Go to the park and every where !
16.DON’T LET THEM GET IN THE WAY OF YOUR WORK !
If you are chasing some one and they aren’t allowing it. MOVE ON, you don’t want that person to ruin your dreams or get you fired. Remember there is always some one chasing in a relationship.
This always works basically borrow something off them so you can see them again or leave something at their house,Also if it some item clothing you leave it at their yard it will smell like you also you left pheromones in it. So it’s all the chemical mental thing init lol. They will think about you its a mind fuck. TRUSTTTTT !
18.COME MY HOUSE ? MANS GOT DRUGS ?
Obviously I don’t do drugs but It does work if you say you have mephadrone or ket or coke ect but remember when you take coke you need viagra to lash it or your not going to get up ( no homo ).
Like a few of her facebook pics it makes it more bait your on it but don’t like all of her 246 photo’s , Don’t be a beggy fuck.
DON’T lie and say you love someone just because you want to get into their pants, That’s a dick head ting. If you just want to fuck some one be honest !
21.FORE PLAY ;)
Dont get straight down to business do the things that make her smile and make her forget about her ex and crys for you to stop but loves it more than her libertines album.
22.I LIKE YOU
Be honest about your feelings fam or you’re not going to go no where.
To be honest in my opinion its kind of a dick head going up to a random girl on the street. So like if your in a club or a house party make eye contact and girls go up to him, or guys grow sum balls and talk to her then lips the ting. lol
24.O FUCK YOUR FAT !
If your about to get it and when she takes her clothes off and she’s a bit of a porker don’t tell her. That’s a par !
25.PLAY IT COOL
DON’T get bare hype because you lipsed her lol stay calm and go with the flow also same with girls. Man dem don’t be shy or shook, girls love confidence but don’t be cocky because Girls hate that.
If you’re in a relationship and then a girl is on you. Don’t cheat run away and scream, you don’t want to hurt anyone’s feeling’s do you ? lol
Talking about music is a really good conversation starter and its good if you love the same music then you can go to the same gigs together and if she likes shitty bands or artists. Be honest and say they are absolute shit.
To be honest ive never tried going up to random girl and doing this in a club either you will get parred or your a lucky bastard it depends on the girl to be honest and it doesn’t matter how hot you are because it is kind of sexual harassment isn’t it ?
This is a risky one lol all I got to say prepare for the long run if you want a girl to loose her virginity to you but to be honest sex is not everything in a relationship.
BOIIIIIIIIIIIII OF THE TING HER IN FACE LOL ERM RESPECT EACH OTHER AND THANK EACH OTHER FOR THE EXPERIENCE STAY YOUNG.
GASH BY THE HOUR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!